i think i have herpe
just one?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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