from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm both gender and math confused
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