your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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