how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
me + whiskey = a bad person
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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