i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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