R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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