The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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