Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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