That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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