ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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