the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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