Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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