Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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