I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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