I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
i believe in u and ur pee
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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