cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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