its not stalking. its research.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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