Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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