ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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