are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We need to get me chipped asap
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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