I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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