I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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