Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
love makes seman taste better
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize