Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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