Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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