sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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