Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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