Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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