I need help removing her.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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