You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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