If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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