well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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