last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
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one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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