4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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