dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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