If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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