shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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