you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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