youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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