I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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