The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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