If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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