Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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