By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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