I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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