DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Shame - the story of my life.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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