The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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