One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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