sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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