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  • 78 37
    Submitted by uAllSuck on Jun 17, 10 at 10:36pm

    I celebrate the guys entire catalog.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by michaelbolton on Jun 17, 10 at 8:36pm

    How about five stars for my glorious head of hair? I think you are missing the big picture here.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by michaelbolton on Jun 17, 10 at 6:17pm

    Don't be so hard on yourself mouse!

  • 65 65
    Submitted by stankpuss on Jun 17, 10 at 7:15pm

    I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

    • 52 61
      Submitted by abyss on Jun 18, 10 at 11:22am

      Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.\nMichael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.\nSamir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.\nMichael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.\nSamir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

  • 56 51
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 18, 10 at 12:23am

    Latino Thunder sounds like gas after burrito dinner. No thanks.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 17, 10 at 4:38pm

    FAT CHICK!!!!

  • 51 47
    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 18, 10 at 9:24am

    But Michael Bolton?????come on........

  • 48 42
    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 1:36pm

    Why should I change my name? He's the on who sucks.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 17, 10 at 6:25pm

    Michael Bolton? Really? You're not one to be doling out the insults. But five stars for originality in an insult.

  • 45 44
    Submitted by thecobster on Jun 19, 10 at 2:24pm

    Bergen county?

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Pernski on Jun 19, 10 at 1:52am

    LMFAO @CatSnatchFever